Corporate Haikus on Technology Issues

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Except Kevin, Kevin’s clearly not an adult

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“Droid Auto Correct”

Who’s this word bank for?

Let’s get “ducking” serious

We’re all adults here

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I can take my own temperature!
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“Automatic Windows Update”

Overnight Update?

Thirty minute boot seems long

To find nothing works

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I’m sorry, I can’t let you use slang on that, Dave

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“Droid Auto Correct 2″

You think you know me?

We’re worlds apart, you and I

Sick of adding “queef”

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2 Responses to Corporate Haikus on Technology Issues

  1. Marie-Therese says:

    Nice post, I wait for messages of your stuff.

  2. Coralyn says:

    Stay informtaive, San Diego, yeah boy!

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