Yesterday I saw a bartender at an event spill wine all over one of the keynote speakers. It was compounded by the facts that it was the first drink the bartender served after opening the bar and there were a lot of people waiting for drinks (some left to go to another bartender.) I was next in line and as the bartender, the keynote speaker, and myself all stood there staring at each other in silence while the bartender badly faked doing ‘bartender things’, (it was easily the most uncomfortable real-life situation I’ve been involved in in a while) my mind wandered to another, more awkward place, a crowded elevator somewhere, and it dawned on me – I haven’t posted in a while. And while lots of terrible, newsworthy things have been happening in Philly lately, I don’t have the time to address any of them. What I do have readily at my disposal for a post is some historical data – mainly the list of the 2011′s Top 10 Most Awkward Posts from Awkwardallday.com as voted on by you, the fans. I’m also going to throw in a couple of honorable mentions and my one personally favorite post.
#10 “Who Hasn’t This Happened To?
#9 “You Don’t Have To Do This”
#7 “I Have To Be At FootLocker In 20 Minutes”
#6 ” We can Bring Africa to You”
#5 “Together Until our Hearing”
#4 “He Meant While You Were Pregnant, Mia”
#3 “The Classic, ‘I Dropped my Business Card” Move’”
#2 “39,446,156 Minutes in Heaven”
#1 “It’s OK, I Brought My Own”
Honorable Mentions:
“Cannot Unsee” (NSFW)
“I Don’t Like to Talk about Cleveland”
“I Predict Refunds Will Not be Honored”
And Now, My Own Personal Favorite:
This one just reminds me the most of the ridiculousness of real life situations we create for ourselves.
Remember kids – ‘The Global Business Climate Waits for No Man’
