Category Archives: Corporate Haikus

Philly Beer Week Conversation Oh, you’re a sales rep? Distribution company? Community School? Baltimore Dresscode Brasky Dentures? Check. Navy/khaki ratio? One-to-one? Way off.

“Under Control” My morning routine Contains just as much scotch as My mourning routine

“How long have I been in here?” When the lights go down An automated bathroom Uninterrupted x “Las Vegas Money Manager” Rubbing three fingers Your pinky is writing checks That your tan can’t cash x x“Las Vegas Money Manager II” … Continue reading →

“Indian Business Traveler” Undershirt? Absent Glasses and mustache thick Pressure? Tremendous x “Indian Business Traveler II” Old world tradition Adapted for tech startups All on an Amtrak

“Consultant Meeting” Sit on yoga ball? Did you just say “secret sauce”? Do you sleep in here?