What the critics are saying:
publicuser13@freelibrary.org says: “Listen you asshole, I’m the guy you stuck one of your website’s stickers to last night. I’m not homeless and I wasn’t sleeping, I was tying my shoe. No one wants to hear about your shitty ass website. Why the fuck would you go around sticking bumper stickers on ….”qjefferson@morehouse.edu says: “I, for one, am growing tired of your blatant disregard for basic copyright law. You cannot simply disregard both the state and local courts simply because you don’t like the rules. It’s called checks and balances, and it’s meant to keep pompous tyrants such as you in line. Beyond all this, you are a poor excuse for a writer. If it were possible to go back in time and …”
igaveyoufiveyearsofmylife@hotmail.com says: Who the hell do you think you are? Believe me, you’re no great prize. You have some major issues. You’re finicky, anal retentive, and that thing you have about wearing socks in the shower freaks me out. You drink too much, you’re overweight, balding and getting OLD. And you’re not even very good in the sack. There, I said it! Usually, when a man is lacking in the size department, he makes up for it by …”
anonymous says: “I want to start off by saying that you need to wake up from your fantasy world, the world doesn’t revolve around you. You’re a pathetic South Towner who is a fat slam pig. You think you’re fooling the world but really you’re fooling yourself. Your a whore and your friends are whores. They say that you are the company you keep. You might as well get a tattoo on your forehead in braille that translates loosely to the sign language equivalent of “fermenting shit”, this way even blind people can… ”